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ZZ Topname
The complete opposite of the jonas brothers

The day the jonas brothers have chest-length beards is the day the world ends

ZZ top Rocks

ZZ Top: define #2
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Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.

They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
ZZ Top: define #3
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The greatest southern rock band ever.

Jesus Just Left Chicago


Woke Up With Wood

ZZ Top: define #4
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One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top’s bearded nuts.

ZZ Top’s rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.

ZZ Top’s “Sharp-dressed Man” is a great song to hear when you’re getting ready to go out.
ZZ Top: define #5
ZZ Topmusic
Guitarist and Bassist had beards, Drummers name was Beard.
Thats alot of beards… ZZ Top
ZZ Top: define #6
ZZ Topmusic
a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
ZZ top is the shit!
ZZ Top: define #7
ZZ Topmusic
UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.
…when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.