Zuwu

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Zuwu
Descriptive noun used to refer to one who has difficulty losing weight. This is often due to the fact that this person accounts for 15% of the Panda Express consumption on the UMCP campus. Also known for his non-prowess with those of the opposite gender and lack of a personal life beyond school, food and paintball. Repetitive hand gestures also accompany this behavior. Sometimes shortened to just Zu when making slang references.
I cant finish this chicken sandwich, where is a Zuwu when you need him?

Zu is just going to go home and go to sleep. He doesnt want to go out with us this weekend.