Best definition
zorry
Zorry:
A sarcastic version of the word “sorry”. Often said when a “sorry” is required due to circumstances and situation, but

the speaker is not actually apologetic about anything.
It can also be used when the speaker simply does not care about the presented situation.

One who is not sorry:

“Oh, I’m so zorry.”

Or perhaps more likely:

“…Zorry…”

ie:

A: “Hey, that was the last beer!”

B: “Ooh… zorry.”

(Is not sorry)

A: “Dude, I lost my wallet.”

B: “Ah I’m zorry.”

(Does not care)

zorry: define #2
zorry
Zorry:

A sarcastic version of the words “sorry”. Often said when a “sorry” is required due to circumstances and situation, but the speaker is not actually apologetic about anything.

It can also be used when the speaker simply does not care about the presented situation.

One who is not sorry:

“Oh, I’m so zorry.”

Or perhaps more likely:

“Zorry…”



A carnie game vendor: “Zzzzzzzzzorry, try again.”

(He is not sorry that you have lost.)

X: “Oh man, I lost my wallet.”

Y: “Gee, zorry.”

(Y does not care.)

zorry: define #3
Zorry
The most amazing person you would ever have in your life.
I need a Zorry in my life.