Alexis Zorba, from the movie (or book), Zorba the Greek. A real man. Makes the men of today look like pussies (which they are).
“Why did god give man hands, TO GRAB!” “Life IS trouble, only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and LOOK for trouble!” “If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men” — zorba
zorba: define #2
Some random cs player that thinks his hard and hacks in cs
omGAsh His PRetty sus. Is that a zorba?
zorba: define #3
Used as an alternative for the male reproductive organ
That guy has a huge zorba, that’s why she’s with him.