Best definition
hitting nicotine devices and getting head rushes.

“hit my phix it gets you really zorbed”

“hey i have my juul, lets go zorb “

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zorb: define #2
A zorb is a perfectly spherical person.
Look at that zorb that resides in V1 at the University of Waterloo.
zorb: define #3
To attain a state of inebriation that causes others to feel disgust and/or discomfort.

The alcohol induced mindset that rationalises normally unacceptable behaviour due to heightened levels of ignorance and obnoxiousness.

Peter is zorb drunk.
zorb: define #4
smoking tobacco and cannabis with and water pipe
“wanna take a zorb?”
zorb: define #5
Describes the feeling after one takes a moke snap. Basically, a spinning light-headedness that can make you drool, or even vomit when done improperly, but when done correctly feels like heroin.
G-Mo was zorbing so hard off that moke snap that he fell off his chair into his puddle of drool, then threw up on the ground, then crawled through the gurp and needed to be helped up into a sitting position once again.
zorb: define #6
The act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage’s alcoholic content through the asshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.
I called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.
zorb: define #7
A zorb is a rather large spherical ball, that one throws him or herself down a large hill in.
PMFG i just flew down tht hill in a zorb