zomij

Best definition
zomij
zomij is like a refined version of “zomg”
like voltage
zomage
zomij
A: ZOMIJ! i just broke my arm!

B: ZOMIJ! are you ok?

A: i think so. ZOMIJ! i can’t compete in the football finals!

B: ZOMIJ! now the team will never win.

A:ZOMIJ! i know.

that’s zomij for you