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Zimran
A quintessential gentleman. Good with drugs (Did chem eng at uni). Rumoured to be batman. Not a fan of Chai

(Has too much of a bite, sometimes). A football almanac (‘Well, I used to be a fan’). Kind soul who’s too old for this shit. Distinguished by his wookiee noises heard around the hallway during midday. Might be actual wookiee. A Stark fan of John Williams.Also, a non-res.

How is your Zimran doing?

Mine’s making star wars noises, is that normal?

Yeah.

How do you know?

Says so on the back of the box right here.