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zerr
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i didnt even see that coming, it was so zerr.
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Zerr
A verb that describes a person who has a fedish for turtles. A “zerr” has a slight obsession with tortises and turtles. A zerr may also posess some physical features of a turtle.
” I just LOVE turtles, i’m such a zerr”

“look at her nose! Shes a zerr.”