Best definition
To do or say something dumb, stupid, or idiotic. Also, to include the words, “oh really” or “like” greater

than twice in one sentence. Not to be confused with Maryism: to say a stupid joke and ultimately looking dumb yourself.

Saying stuff like:

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am. That is a Zenaism.

I like hard bananas, really hard ones. Really really big hard ones. That is a Zenaism.