Zeldar

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Zeldar
Zeldar is a curious dude and also the President of planet Beldar or “Deldar”. Zeldar tells the story of his first encounter with weed. He is also a family man. The prophecy also reveals the establishement of Wal-Mart on his home planet.
I have kids /

I don’t give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field /

Cause it might do them harm, but I’m old enough /

So I cough and I puff on the Green leafy stuff I found in the field

Devin the Dude – Zeldar