Best definition
Channel hopping unit that measures the time that lapses while scanning through two different television channels with the remote control.

500 channels and nothing… this zappo business is giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
Zappo: define #2
The american word for shoes. Recently de-mexicanized by J. White.
Holy shit, someone just jizzed in my zappos.
Zappo: define #3
Everything and anything you want it to mean. It can mean “thing” or “wizard,” “to jump” or “to think”.
I’m thinking of taking my zappo down to the zappo for a a quick zappo.