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yusuke_with_the_reigun
A small animal well known in many fairytales as a “hobbit”. Attacks village girls and sucks the blood from their

cooches. He’s also quite fond of watermelon, pubic hair, and microwaved dildos.
see also: fat man on the internet

” You left your dildo in the microwave! Stop being such a yusuke_with_the_reigun!”