also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks….and has blacked out twice….
ryan: “oh wow…hahah…he’s your OFFICIAL boy”
kyle: “guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops”
nick: “but juan jarr will be there…”
kyle: “okay i’ll come, but only because i want to see my OFFICIAL boy”