never sleep with you.” This is cruel and almost inhuman to say to a boy. The worst part about it is that girls actually thinks by saying this they won’t hurt your feelings. In reality the guy would rather you tell him “You have no chance.”
Alex: Finally man. How you planning on doing this?
Mike: Dude I’m hanging with her tomorrow. I told her I’d help her out setting up for the big party.
Alex: Alright man good luck with that.
Mike: Hey wasup Becky, I set up all the tables and drinks.
Becky: Aww thank you so much. Your such a big help. what would I do with out you.
Mike: Don’t worry about it. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to —
Guy who saves you from making the biggest mistake of your life: Sorry to interrupt but we need help putting up this banner
Becky: He can help you out. What were you gonna say?
Mike: Um..I’ll tell you later.
Becky: Thank you so much for helping me your like a brother to me.
Guy…: Alright then, come on brother.