Best definition
you got to be shitting me
1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.2. A way to show that you are angry while

something bad just happened to you.3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don’t believe it.

1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;

‘You got to be dicking me!’

you got to be shitting me: define #2
you got to be shitting me
We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.