Best definition
A multi-use piece of slang that sprung up in East London around 2000.
A noun – Generally used in place of

something sexual or toilet related
An adjective – Meaning similar to ‘very good’
A verb – random verb replacement, used when the original verb is obvious or can be infered from the rest of the sentance.


I’m just going for a yortle

Last night I watched some porn and had a yortle


This film is totally yortle!

Dude, this is the most yortle party ever!


What a great goal, he just yortled it from 30 yards!

I was yortling along the road the other day and I ran into (insert name)