York County

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York County
York County is in between Richmond, VA and Virginia Beach, VA and is also referred to as “The County” or “YC” by those who live there. Weekend nights in the county consist of sitting at someone’s house thinking of things to do or all meeting in a parking lot (usually WaWa, Wendy’s, or WalMart) and trying to find something to do. If there is ever a party (that consists of more than 5 people sitting on couches), it gets busted by the YC cops who have nothing better to do. In the summers pretty much all the young people in YC can be found at the ever most popular Yorktown Beach (which is on a river). There are 4 highschools in York County: Grafton (“the rich school”), York (“the most ghetto YC school”),Tabb (“the pot head school”) and Bruton (which no one knows anything about since it’s pretty much in Williamsburg) The weird thing is, everyone’s always bitching because they want to “get out of the county,” but when they leave, they always wanna come back.
What’s there to do in York County tonight?

Hey call John and tell him to meet us up at Wawa.

(5 cars sit at Wawa)

Sooo….what are we gonna do tonight?

Let’s meet Dave at Walmart and then we’ll figure it out…

yep…and it goes on like that till everyone’s tired of bullshitting and goes home.fun times.
York County: define #2
York County
York County; harleys, cows & cornfields. Doesn’t get much better than that. Except, maybe, when it’s 10:00pm and you’re on your way to the new Sheetz. Where girls clad in 5-7-9 and the DEB are around every corner, while the girls that make fun of them are across the street in Polo and Abercrombie. The guys are convinced that they’ve slept with 70+ girls, when most of the time it’s around 7. ish. The Galleria is the closest thing we have to a mall, and we get excited when the carnival comes to town. But not as excited as we will be when Gretchen Wilson comes to the state fair. Alot of nights are spent on Myspace, but who gives a fuck? We’re the shit, and we know it.
Yo, man, York County is f*cking BEAT.
York County: define #3
York County
Since York County (the “YC”) is so “bad” and “boring” why don’t we all just pack our bags and move to Newport News and live below the poverty line. Let’s starve to death. Let’s trade in our coronas and budweisers for Colt 45s and Hurricane Ices.
“York County sucks, let’s go to Newport News.”

(meanwhile in Newport News)

“Hey, you wanna eat tonight? I’m hungry.”

“No let’s smoke CRACK!”

York County: define #4
York County
A small city in Virginia that everyone knows of, often knows for its diversity, popular hangout places are a friends house, Yorktown Beach, and Busch Gardens. There are 4 high schools in York County. Tabb “the ratchet school with really pretty girls but half of them are snakes,” Grafton “the bitchy kid school in which half the people there aren’t rich but try to be cool,” York “the most ghetto trashy school,” and Bruton “the school that no one knows about because it’s in Williamsburg. Most couples in York County last about 4 months and everyone from the county knows exactly when they get together and break up because of Instagram. Popular places to eat are Chick-fil-A, Texas Road House, and Panda Express. Most girls that live here want to move to Williamsburg but eventually realize they like York County. You’ll see people wearing sperry’s, simply southern shirts, and using the dog filter. Most guys like to think they’re country guys but if you live in the county, you aren’t. Also most guys don’t know how to express their feelings.
“Hey Dylan there’s nothing to do today in York County.”

“its ok man i’ll call up some girls and a couple bros and we’ll go to Busch!’

“We did that last weekend but aight!’