Yogurt Mountain

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Yogurt Mountain
When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one’s face, and allows said semen to flow down like an


*Midst of having sex*

Justina: “Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don’t want that shit on me.”

Erich: “Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I’m about to take you to yogurt mountain!”