Jedi-Flip (Taking acid, shrooms and ectasy) + Wizard Staff (Drinking cans of beer and taping them into a staff) morphed into one. It is named as such as yoda was a jedi, and his staff (and presumably yours) was very very short.
Dude 1: how was your night?
Dude 2: crazy man! I yoda flipped, and nearly attacked a bus with my wizard staff!!