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Yeeeter’istmenst'(arss)thdk’dick’in’your’butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst
When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your

toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter’istmenst'(arss)thdk’dick’in’your’butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself