Best definition
Usually resides between a primary school/nursery and a graveyard/cemetary. Specialises in taximdermy for humans, most common phrases are “Huus veys

Baby” and “but ive not finished yet”. Sloth like in appearance, to retract any advances from unwelcome visitors. Also uses projectile flem to neutralise his prey before taking advantage of them. You wouldnt want him to babysit for you, or even your worst enemy.

Yarnton – coffin raider
YARNTON: define #2
A village full of wannabe roadgirls,

Year nine girls walk around as if they own the place and they think everyone loves them where as they just make everyone cringe

A village full of skets and chavs
‘Wanna go Yarnton’

‘Nah Yarnton dead ting init’