yamha

Best definition
yamha
Someone who is a crazy cat lady as soon they leave the womb, being birthed with lonely tendencies and gray hairs. Even as a baby all of her clothes are covered in cat hair, and often she doesn’t even have a cat. However over time when a yamha is able to have a cat and fully appreciate it, that is when they are peak-yamhaness.
Shannon: “I’ve heard janice is a total crazy cat lady!”

Sharon: “At least she’s not a Yamha!!”