Best definition
xerulence
xerulence is a condition quite common in male office workers; they are in the habit of going over to the

photocopier area to release any farts they have brewing, hoping that the noise and smell of the photocopier will mask the sound of the fart and noxious gases thereof. It doesn’t.

Can you copy these papers please, oh hang on give it a few minutes, Ken’s over there and he has chronic xerulence.