Best definition
A tiny town in Sullivan County, upstate New York. The highlights of the town include:
one stoplight, three bars on the

main road, G-Mart, Stewart’s where local skaters hang out and workers stand outside to smoke, a Mobil station which becomes the place for drug deals at night, and a population of about 1,270. It’s fair to say that about 75% of those people are white trash dirtbags. The nearest city is Middletown, where you can go to the mall or.. oh wait, that’s it. There is never anything going on in Wurtsboro. Ever.

If you’re looking for a boring weekend filled with walking around a street stuffed with bars and shitty restaurants, Wurtsboro’s the place for you!