Wunk

Best definition
Wunkdrugs
The optimum level of drunk reached after drinking wine.Often achieved after hosting a dinner party for relatives where the only

coping mechanism is drinking a shit ton of wine. Usually reached after breaking a wine glass after doing the dishes.

Woooweee, that pinot has gotten me soo WUNK!
Wunk: define #2
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wunk -verb: the act of twitching your eye. Commonly mistaken for winking, wunking is uglier and less attractive. Wunking is usually twitching and/or odd movements of the eye or eye area.
EX.

Ursula: “OH MY GOD. Did Jervis just wink at me?”

Becky: “No Urs. He just wunked at you.”

Wunk: define #3
Wunkdrugs
ADJ: A drunk-like state of intoxication induced by smoking weed constantly from the moment you wake up, smoking again the moment you reach sobriety. The collective comedown of all of your bakes will leave you wunk as fuck.

You may also act like a trashed white girl.

Dude, I’ve been dabbing this OG 13 all day, I’m wunk as fuck.
Wunk: define #4
Wunk
The combination of “wild” and “drunk”. Similar to crunk. The idea is that you get so drunk that you have literally no control over anything you do, nor do you have any memory of doing these things.
“Man, last night I drank some forties, and for some reason I began to cry hysterically and decided to strip naked and spray-paint a dick on a cop car! What the fuck?!”

“Holy fuck dude, you must have been WUNK! How did you remember that?!”

“I never would have known if they hadn’t told me this morning at the police station!”

Wunk: define #5
Wunk
The past tense of wank.
‘I have already wanked twice today’ would change to ‘i have wunk twice today’
Wunk: define #6
Wunk
The act of Wanking underwater.
Wow! That wunk was great. But I had to drain the water before I washed myself.
Wunk: define #7
wunk
a wunk is a wanna-be punk. a person who is normally a chave or some relation to the ‘chav family’ because you know they have connections! but tries to be punk to either ‘fit in’ or to try and find out what ‘the other side’ is like
person 1:why is he coming over here?

person 2:yeah, and why is he wearing srtiped ho-bo gloves for?

person 3:because he is a wunk.