WTFP

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WTFP
Acronym for ‘What’s The Fucking Point’. Mostly used among friends on MSN, and internet forums.

Mike: So, are you going to ask Brooke out this weekend?

John: No WTFP? She is way out of my league.
WTFP: define #2
WTFP
“What the Fruit Pickle?!” An alternative expletive created at a time of great desperation.
“Dude, my toilet paper has mold on it!”

“…What the Fruit Pickle!?…” (Or similarly “WTFP” if strapped for time)