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Wrongful Shirt
A tortious claim against a defendant for a patently bad shirt. This designation is determined by examining such elements

as the texture, color and and pattern of the shirt. Various button configurations are also evaluated based on the following categories; two button, three button, button up and no button. The degree of severity can be judged by these distinction.

Doug wore an ugly brown shirt, so Tony Chase sued Doug for wrongful shirt in federal court. Bases on this, does International Shoe still work for you?