WoWmpkin

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WoWmpkin
The act of receiving a blowjob, while taking a shit on the toilet, while simultaneously raiding in World of Warcraft.

Specifically Serpentshrine Caverns. It’s important to note that this is impossible with laptops. So, you must be on a fullsized PC, sitting at a desk, all while performing this.

The raid was too intense for me to get up, so a WoWmpkin covered everything I needed to do IRL so I can concentrate in game.