Best definition
a person who is not from scotland who likes to act like or claim they are scottish. tend to own

kilts, tartan, glengarry hats and for the more extreme a full set of bagpipes.
compareable to: plastic paddys (wannabe irish), wamericans, wappanese etc etc.

wottish wotsman – hoots mon, are ye a scotsman?

scotsman – yep, i am.

wotsman – haw man am toal scoattish masell.

scotsman – you sound american

wotsman – here ya prick

scotsman – *beat beat beat*