Working Man’s Wedding Proposal

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Working Man’s Wedding Proposal
Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding

is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What’s wrong?

Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man’s Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.

Man 1: Damn, that sucks.