Best definition
What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I’m going to die in five minutes

B: Wooft
Wooft: define #2
saying wtf as a complete word
wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!
Wooft: define #3
The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur
Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*