Best definition
Woody hoody
Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.
Woody hoody: define #2
woody hoody
Birth control method for prevention of pregnancy also known as a condom or latex prophylactic.
He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.