Woody Allen

Best definition
Woody Allen
(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

Woody Allen: define #2
woody allen
A extremely talented comedian that married his ex-girlfriend’s adopted daughter. Dispite the fact it’s not incest, it’s still rather creepy.
Woody Allen directed Annie Hall.
Woody Allen: define #3
woody allen
A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
Woody Allen: define #4
woody allen
A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello’s living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble’s lead singer.

Did I mention he’s a…..*gulp*……COMEDIAN?

“Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes.”
Woody Allen: define #5
WOODY ALLEN!!!
1.)perverted peson that seems sad all the time, and

2.)A Big old stupid head!

3.)A term that can be used for everyday use for practicly everything.

1.)says:in a sad voice:… O Scarlet, Scarlet, Scarlet…

2.)You big ol’ Woody Allen!!!

3.)This shirt is a big ol’ WOODY ALLEN!!

..0r are you Woody Allen!!

Woody Allen: define #6
Woody Allen
also see: asiaphile, yellow fever
40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)

other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!