Woodnalysis

Best definition
Woodnalysis
Examining a piece of/structure made of wood for any faults, imperfections, and abnormalities. An important, and often overlooked, step

in the wood-buying process.

My bed just broke! I need to do a proper woodnalysis to figure out why. Next time I’ll woodnalyze before I buy.
Woodnalysis: define #2
Woodnalysis
Checking the produce before buying the goods.
I met a promising guy at the bar tonight but upon conducting my woodnalysis, he wasn’t up to snuff.