Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.
A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: “Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!”
wooden shoe: define #2
to give your “shoe” a “polish”… or handjob or masturbationing
been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?
can i polish your wooden shoe?