Best definition
wooden shoe
Shoes made of wood. Used to be popular in the Netherlands. Sold to tourists, and worn by dancers

during the traditional Dutch klompen dancing.

A prime example of Dutch ethnic pride: “Wooden shoe rather be Dutch? If you aint Dutch, you aint much!”
wooden shoe: define #2
wooden shoes
to give your “shoe” a “polish”… or handjob or masturbationing
been polishin those wooden shoes lately eh?

can i polish your wooden shoe?