Wood Possum

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Wood Possum
An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood

possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.

The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.