Wood Nymph

Best definition
Wood Nymph
A midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having sex a lot, and is made out of wood.

Damn it was crazy. I thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having sex while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because I was watching the action from afar.
Wood Nymph: define #2
A sexy and playfull womanlike creature with fairylike wings, that frolics and plays deep in magical forests. So basically a sexy and playfull girl friend.
My girlfriend out of the blue hit me and said, “tag your it,” and ran off around the corner giggleing.