Wood Chipper Worthies

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Wood Chipper Worthies
A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth

being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their “friends” which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don’t like.