lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
Bob: That sucks ass.
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have anal sex
myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: “im so damn laced”)
prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call “woodburn”. just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem