Woo-Town

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Woo-Town
The locals name for Woonona, also known as the crime headquarters of Wollongong. Filled with junkies, pot heads, train surfing

and pissheads. Home to the ‘Woonona Boyz’, a bunch of sick cunts. Lovely place minus the crime, murders, drug dealing, drug consumption, litter and the feel of fearing for your life walking down the road.

Woo-town local: yeah man probs gonna hit up the beach shop and get some fucking chips before i hit the cones

Outsider: what?

Woo-town local: dont speak to me like that or ill fucking shank ya dumb cunt

Outsider: oh, well have a nice day

Woo-town local: dont tell me what to do dickhead or ill get the Woonona Boyz onto ya fucking ass