Won’t Shut Up

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Won’t Shut Up
1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.

Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he’s okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you’d end up in hospital. I wonder-

Person2: Shut up man.

Person1: – how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn’t be able to buy-

Person2: Dude, you won’t shut up and it’s annoying me.

Person1: – McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.

Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.

Person1: Don’t kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn’t, and here’s a big list…