Wonk Wonk

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Wonk Wonk
another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.
Wonk Wonk: define #2
wonk wonk
The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.
Horn of Gondor: “Wonk wonk!”

Legolas: “It’s the Horn of Gondor!!!!”