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Wompus Noodle
A Wompus Noodle(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or


A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a ‘noodle floaty’, in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.