with your name on it

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with your name on it
An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person’s name written on it.
Carlos: “Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it.”

Jose: “Let me see it… What the fuck man, it says ‘Bob Saget’ on it.”

Carlos: “AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!”

Jose: “Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter.”