With a dildo up your ass

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With a dildo up your ass
This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese

food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add “in bed” at the end. That is weak.

Marvin: what did your fortune say?

Charlie: It says “You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass”

Marvin: You don’t have to be a turd tapping dickhead.

Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let’s go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.

Marvin: OK