Best definition
Wisconsin Sandstorm
The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through

the air.

Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.

Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work…

Molly: What do you mean Billy?

Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.

Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!