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Wired to the mains
Being Wired to the mains is not just being ‘wired’. you can be wired by just taking some drugs such

as MDMA without being ‘wired to the mains’. Being ‘wired to the mains’ is the the peak wiredness you can achieve by taking that extra pill, bomb or line, its going that one step further to make yourself absolutely ‘wired to the mains’. You have to be like an SAS drug taking machine to achieve being ‘wired to the mains’. a sesh goblin can become ‘wired to the mains’ many time in their lifetime.

“fucking hell mate, I am absolute wired to the mains” to which you will receive a reply of “some man you mate”.