at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day’s hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.
A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse,
“that party last night became a wingularity when the ladies showed up”