Best definition
1.A Gay man, who claims to like women because he is not ready to admit that he is gay.
2. When

a man is distracted during sex and is thinking about getting home to feed his dog.

1. (noun) Man I swear last night I had sex with a wingle-farmara!

2. (verb) Yesterday, my boyfriend was not paying attention to me in bed, I think he was wingle-farmaring