Best definition
An individual who tries so hard at doing something but will never succeed in getting it done because he or

she is always set up to fail. If that task were to simply take a piss, a wind shall blow the piss back on him or her no matter the direction he or she faces.

My teacher Ms. Shannon is such a windpisser. She’s trying to teach our math class the quadratic formula. None of us even know how to add or subtract.